Episode Title:
The Greatest Story Ever Told.
Episode Description:
Master Shake and Meatwad view last week's grand finale on their television set. Shake seeks eternal life by emulating the life of Jesus Christ while Carl and Frylock gain immortality via a mystical shampoo. Summoned by the smell of the Ceaseless brand shampoo, the ennui-filled Christopher Lambert joins his deathless brethren in repeatedly committing suicide. Ultimately Lambert and the Aqua Teens find out that everlasting life isn't all it's cracked up to be.
