Episode Title:
The Pinky Protocol.
Episode Description:
Brain makes people think that the government is hiding a document declaring him ruler of the world (which he calls the "Pinky Protocol"), and when a nutjob named Big Jake from northern Virginia tries to rescue him, he only makes matters worse by keeping him in his cabin with nothing but "enough Spam to last the turn of the century" to eat. It is soon discovered that a picture that Brain pasted his own photo over is really one of Joyce DeWitt, who then becomes ruler of the world herself.
